Of Idle Thoughts

May 24

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wowfunniestposts: Bored? click!

wowfunniestposts:

Bored? click!

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May 23

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May 22

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May 14

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

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washmybeard: skujins: mad stylin’ phresh

washmybeard:

skujins:

mad stylin’

phresh

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simplymary-anne: This is what I want my future apartment to look like.

simplymary-anne:

This is what I want my future apartment to look like.

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May 06

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May 05

lickystickypickywe: ® Royce Bair. Milky way over Thor’s Hammer Hoodoo in Bryce Canyon. This is actually the stitching together of five 15-second exposures. “Reflected” light painting coming from left of camera. Camera aimed towards northeastern sky. Note The Great Andromeda Galaxy (M31) and the Double Cluster.

lickystickypickywe:

® Royce Bair.

Milky way over Thor’s Hammer Hoodoo in Bryce Canyon.

This is actually the stitching together of five 15-second exposures. “Reflected” light painting coming from left of camera. Camera aimed towards northeastern sky. Note The Great Andromeda Galaxy (M31) and the Double Cluster.

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