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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
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This is what I want my future apartment to look like.
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® Royce Bair.
Milky way over Thor’s Hammer Hoodoo in Bryce Canyon.
This is actually the stitching together of five 15-second exposures. “Reflected” light painting coming from left of camera. Camera aimed towards northeastern sky. Note The Great Andromeda Galaxy (M31) and the Double Cluster.
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